This is a country rodeo star in this first year of university...
Letter to parents.... Dear ma and Pa, I did poor on the mid terms. I aint sleeping well. A fw parties on campus showed promise for meeting a girl or two with strong backs, sterdy legs and one good eye. Sadly, I just ended up with a head ache and nightmares. I did learn myself something though. The Dean does care and looks like he is hunting down the guy with the cattle prod gun. I think I'll do better over finals. I been trying hard. Even found a few pals teaching me about native american voodoo stuff. I hope to be home soon. Your loving son, Helmsely.
